As a general rule, we will strive to make the campground a place where club members can be themselves without some of the pressure we feel outside our gates. So, with this in mind, whatever you do in your own site is your own affair as long as you respect your neighbors and their rights to do the same.
Illegal activities will not be tolerated - we are NOT go to jail because of you.
*Nudity? Yes you may as long as you keep it covered in the Lodge and office areas. There will be times when clothing is required in all areas at all times. On these Special Event Family Weekends, children are welcome and we must keep the jewels covered. These events will be posted. But if you aren't sure, please ask.
*Under 18 allowed? Not if you want to come here to party.
*Underage Drinking? We're not going to jail for you. If we see you drinking and you are under 21, you will be asked to leave. Cops frown on that behavior and we want to keep our friendly Sheriff happy.
*Public Sex? As tempting as it may be… NO. Take it to your Room, Cabin, RV or tent. PLEASE!
*Smoking? Not in the Rooms or Cabins, not even your peace pipe. Housekeeping gets cranky and will charge you $50.00 to de-stink your Room or Cabin.
*Loud Music? Not after 10:00 PM or before 8:00 AM. We do get campers who actually like to sleep while here. Yeah, we don't understand it either but we have to keep them happy too. Please don't blast your new speakers any time. They cost too much to blow and we will ask you to turn it down ONE time. Then, we ask you to vacate the premises.
*Littering? Only if you want to be charged another $50.00. Please throw your butts (cigs) away too.
*Driving? Well… did you drive a car here? Keep in mind; we haven't lost anyone yet who has actually walked to where they wanted to go. If you simply can't walk to a part of the Campground, go ahead, take your car but please obey the speed limit. It is 15 mph.
*Campfires? Campfires may get lonely if left unattended and may decide to roam up the hill. Please don't let your campfire get lonely, stay with it. Firewood is available at the office so please don't cut down any trees for this purpose. The squirrels would be very unhappy about this. However, you are welcome to pick up any stray branches you find on the ground.
*Dirty Dishes? Shower houses are for bathing body parts only not dishes or laundry. Please bring disposable plates and utensils or take your dirty dishes home. Please do not use our sinks for cleaning them. Water is a precious commodity; so don't waste it.
*Pets? Sure as long as they are not in our lodge rooms and you clean up after them. Please keep your pet on a leash when said leash is not on your partner or bring an extra for you pet. Make sure that both you and your pet are up to date on your shots. Proof of vaccinations is required.
*Weapons? NOPE! Make love not war.
*Failure to follow rules? It's our party and we get to say who stays. If you don't follow the game plan, we reserve the right to eject you from the game. Since it is our game, we have the right to change the rules without notice. Failure to follow these simple rules may result in us revoking your membership and not allowing you play on our field in the future.
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